Ok, so this one is pretty bad. I met this girl on myspace, (her name is Liz) and she was smokin hott. Black hair, tan skin, bright blue eyes, perfect figure.... mmmm. Anyways, we decide to go on a movie date to see "Failure to launch". Of course I am going to pay for her, so I get there about 10 min. early so I can get the tickets. I get them, pay for them, and I am waiting for her to arrive, and I have my back turned to the parking lot. I hear "Aaron?" (my name) from behind me in this warm, ***y voice, and turn around to find this girl, not quite as tall as me, but almost. She had Black hair, Blue eyes, tan skin, and weighed approx. 300 pounds. I was really suprisd, but we went on in to the movie ayways. About halfway through the movie, she tried to make a move and sit on my lap.
Needless to say, I fought for my survival after that, becaus I told her that it was deff. not okay, and she began to throw popcorn at me, then Purposely dropped some down her shirt. She pulled the "Oops, look what I have done. Guess you'll have to get it. I cant see." So, I excusemyself, run to the bathroom, call my roomie, and yell that I want out. So I left her in there by herself.
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