I just saw your newest saber, which I believed you've dubbed the Nautilus, and I simply HAD to comment. Dude, that is probably the single most ***y saber I've ever seen.

I, uh, didn't really have any questions about it, I just thought I'd tell you how awesome it is. Although I'm sure you already know that, right? []

Ooh, actually, I do have a small question. What are those little black screws you used called? They look like they can only be unscrewed with an allen wrench. Are they easily found at, say, Home Depot or Lowes?

Again, I bow before your awesome saber-crafting skills. []

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