Joke of the day thread

**ARKM** · 06-16-2010, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Skottsaber

Hey everyone. I found this forum thread. The first post is Star Wars related, but I don't know about everything else because I didn't read it so I can't garuntee the content.

Linky!

Enjoy

You know, "Engrish" is funny because it's unintentional. LOL speak is intentional Engrish (of a sort). LOL speak is NOT funny. Not one freaking bit.

I'll show you who can haz cheezburger. *Breaks a broom handle over knee for emphasis*

**Scars Unseen** · 06-17-2010, 07:09 AM

**Random_Disinformation** · 06-21-2010, 08:29 PM

One day a polar bear decides to go up to his brother and ask him a question. He asks, "Bro, are we full blooded polar bears?" The bother thinks about it and replys, "You know I think so, but I am not sure. Why don't you go ask Dad." So the Polar bear goes up to his dad and says, "Dad are we 100% polar bear?" Dad thinks about it and replys, "I think so, but I am not sure. Go ask your Mom." So Polar Bear goes up to his mother and asks, "Are we 100% polar bear?" His mother asks, What do you mean, son?" Polar Bear replys, "We're not like part grizzly bear, panda bear, or black bear, we are 100% polar bear?" His mother then says, "I don't know, why don't you go ask Great Old Wise Polar Bear on Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountian." So Polar Bear packs his polar bear pack and gets soe polar bear food, and starts the 3 day trek to Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountain. Once he gets there he searches far and wide for the Great Old Wise Polar Bear who lives on Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountain. He eventually finds him and goes up to him and asks, "Oh, Great Old Wise Polar Bear, are we 100% polar bear?" The Great Old Wise Polar Bear asks, "What do you mean, my child?" "We are not a little bit grizzly bear, or black bear, or brown bear, we are 100% polar bear." replyed Polar Bear. The Great Old Wise Polar Bear of Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountian said, "Yes, my son, we are 100% polar bear. I guarantee it. Why do you ask?" To Which Polar Bear replyed, "I am cold!"