From one of those Southern Systems!

[GFORCE13]

Hello Just got this from a friend and had to share with my fellow Jedi's[][] <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> You Might be a Redneck Jedi Warrior if:



1. You have uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."



2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.



3. You have used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.



4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer gray.



5. You have a rifle rack on your land speeder.



6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.



7. You have an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.



8. You lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.



9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum 'skeeters.



10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.



11. You have used the force to get yourself another beer.



12. You have used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.



13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."



14. You have had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.



15. You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.



16. You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel shirt 'cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.



17. You have fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.



18. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.



19. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.



20. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck and a cooler.


21. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fella "jest ain't right". <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

May the Force
Be with You

Marc E.

[The Plague]

Good stuff, I guess i'm a red-neck jedi.
get'r done

Is that your lightsaber or are you happy to see me?

[xwingband]

I'm more of a Ron White man, but Larry the Cable guy is alright in my book.[]

I've done at least one on there and I bet we all have.[]

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[Firebird21]

They call me "`Tater Salad"!

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[james3]

Well, heck yeah! Full blown Redneck Jedi[8D]

Drove a Truck for a few years
Got in to construction, building decks, framing etc.
moved to electrical got bored and moved to the electronic side
Raised in Virginia
Lived in Florida
Moved back to Virgina so the Padawan's can be close to the folks
Change my own oil
Drive a Chevy truck
Ticked off that the darn race is rain delayed

Anyway, pretty dern funny.


"Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Do-Clo]

Hey, I just migt resemble that remark. lol

Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...

[Juice214]

22. You own and wear a shirt with the words "I've turned to the dork side" and a nerdy Luke swinging a saber printed on it.

Yup got one for my birthday last month....

and I wear it while working on my sabers.

[james3]

How 'bout a T-shirt with Darth Vader on that says: Who's your daddy?

Yep, received one for myself and my son[8D]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Juice214]

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by james3

How 'bout a T-shirt with Darth Vader on that says: Who's your daddy?

Yep, received one for myself and my son[8D]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
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I have the bumper sticker. []...hey I am going to make that my sig.

[naashar]

I personally have the t-shirt that says "You Don't Know Sith"..does that count? Or, mayhaps that lumps me with those who've made the fastest times on the MLK Run. (It's just like the Kessel Run, but with more Death Stick addicts and Greedo shootings.)

You don't need to see any identification.