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LOL! I think I can make up a couple....Hmmm....
Instead of carrying Yoda on your back like luke did. You throw him in an empty 30pk case you had laying around.
Your doorbell ringer is the mounted rear end of a tuantaun.
You kept the tauntaun guts that saved Luke's life and made chitlins.
The steering wheel broke on your xwing one time so you had to steer with a pair of pliers. That was two years ago and the pliers are still there.
You had to write your call sign "Red Eleven" on your palm because you couldn't count that high.
There's a rusty carport which you call a "hangar" over your xwing.
You shot a deer, so you had R2 clean it, then you strapped it to the nose of your xwing. Yee haa!
You're the only jedi with a mullet.
You mowed your lawn and found an old landspeeder.
You're angry that your xwing didn't come with an ashtray and a spit cup
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And one landing skid is held together by duct-tape!!!
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git 'r dun 'tater salad!
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you might be a redneck jedi if, you have more than 5 rolls of duct tape holdin yer ship together.
You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...
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Sith Lord
Duct tape the handyman's secret weapon!!!
Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...
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