dude, the Ewoks were like freaking Ninjas... man they would roll out of the forest and break a fools neck without thinking twice about it. Plus they had the foresight to tie two huge logs across from each other in a manner that they would swing together perfectly and crush an AT-ST in its stupid face. Creatures with that kind of foresight and planning deserve some respect, I mean do you know how hard it is for an Ewok to chop down a tree and get enough of its boys over to pull a log high up into another tree using a rope made of vines? Holy carp, dont get me started. I mean, that takes some serious work. You gotta get like, a whole family of 'Woks out there to pull those heavy logs into the tree. Then it takes a considerable amount of mathematics and measuring to get the two logs to line up perfectly so that they can crush an AT-ST in the between them. Plus the crackerjack timing it takes to perfectly coordinate both logs swinging at the right time when the AT-ST is in the perfect spot to get crushed. Not to mention those two poor 'Woks that had to sit in the tree THE WHOLE BATTLE just waiting for the AT-ST to walk right inbetween their two trees so they could cut the ropes and crush it. I mean, they wanted to get in on that battle, but no, they steadfastly sat in that tree waiting, just waiting, Ninja-like for something to crush, and there was no guarantee that the AT-ST would even go between those two trees. That takes dedication, and skill, and true belief in the cause of freedom. You gotta give the 'Woks some respect yo, if not for that little tidbit. I mean hell, they also had gliders and sh*t. The empire didnt bring any aircraft to the fight, but the 'Woks did. Score 1 for the 'Woks I say. I mean they are flyin around droppin rocks on fools. Death from above! They also had catapults and arrows. Hell they were smart enough to grab the Storm Troopers own weapons and start using them. The 'Woks are some badass resourceful little creatures. They made do with what they had, and they have big furry Ewok hearts man. I say they deserve some serious props.
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