lets post jokes.

**Firebird21** · 03-06-2007, 06:26 AM

We watched Jeff again last night for the 5th time and still laughed our talking butts off!

Here's the lotion explained... These are not the edited versions so children beware!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5uEkjpIkg

Here's another clip. He's talking bout another show where there was a group of deaf people in the audience with a signer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMObe8VWtc8

**Robb Mecaral** · 03-07-2007, 01:14 PM

There’s a guy walking across the street with a huge grandfather clock, then he trips and drops the clock. Another guy walks up the first man and tells him…

“Hey, you do know that they make wristwatches now?”

Ryma Mara · 03-07-2007, 01:18 PM

2 Men are walking down the street when one man turns and walks into a bar.

**Robb Mecaral** · 03-07-2007, 01:49 PM

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say...

"We don't allow pets in the bar."

**Firebird21** · 03-07-2007, 01:52 PM

Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.