lets post jokes.

**Luke-SkyMarcher** · 02-16-2007, 06:20 PM

I thought about some lawyer jokes I know, but the thing about lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.

**vortextwist** · 02-16-2007, 06:24 PM

that's the thing about jokes, they are always about someone.

**Lord Maul** · 02-16-2007, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by 987654321a

answer to my joke:

why does the U.S. Army Require the French Army's help more than ever?

So they could teach the enemy how to surrender

and Nimrod, bad play on of my joke

**jedi tom** · 02-17-2007, 02:57 AM

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

he he

**jedi tom** · 02-17-2007, 03:02 AM

if there is any one blond i am sorry

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs

**jedi tom** · 02-17-2007, 03:15 AM

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens

and

if you choke a smurf what color does it go.

**darthdan** · 02-17-2007, 05:01 AM

How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None. "There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb, its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort...Why do you hate freedom?"

Also things that aren't jokes, but are funny like jokes...

You know who you are...

When a love for cookies turns into an addiction...

And finally, this guy. Goes with any music...