2013, How many times have you ordered this year?

[Lord Dottore Matto]

As has become the tradition (since I started it in 2008 ), I am continuing this wonderfully fun thread. The old one is gonzo into oblivion. Please use the following classification system of order size when posting:

Okay okay, thanks for the suggestions there Peanut Gallery, but "The Law Firm of LDM,D.Lex and Gravy must ratify all units of measure prior to their acceptance into the vernacular of saber-parts purchase Braggadocio.


Henceforth, the following conversion table should be used:

4 Rhyen's = 1 Arkai
4 Arkai's = 1 manly
2 Manly's = 1 Ubermanly
2 ubermanly's = Tim's mortgage payment
3 Tim's mortgage payments = 1 LV (LDM/VV)

So using that conversion table...

1 Rhyen = roughly 1/16th of a Complete Saber
1 Arkai = 4 Rhyen's or 1/4 of a Complete Saber
1 Manly = 4 Arkai's or 1 Complete Saber
1 Ubermanly = 2 Manly's or 2 complete Sabers
1 TMP (Tims Mortgage Payments) = 2 Ubermanlys or 4 Complete Sabers
1 LV = 3 TPM's or 12 Complete Sabers

Remember to post with the spirit in which this thread was created and use the classification system. Happy sabering and Enjoy.