Top Ten ***ually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars"

**virus692** · 09-04-2006, 04:58 PM

Top Ten ***ually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

Top Ten ***ually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
that, huh kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

Top Ten ***ually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her,
Chewie."

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**987654321a** · 09-04-2006, 05:09 PM

rofl hahahaha i couldnt stop laughing

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**Mi Gin Gonn** · 09-04-2006, 05:37 PM

you forgot one in ROTJ...

(imagine Han's not paying attention to what's going on behind him...)
"Chewie?! Chewie is that you?! Ch-Chewie!"

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**macross73** · 09-04-2006, 06:42 PM

hahahahahahaha

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**Pirate King** · 09-04-2006, 06:47 PM

How could you do all that and completely forget the Trench run?

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"did it go in?"
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**Jedi Ranger** · 09-04-2006, 10:43 PM

I found this online about 8 years ago. I still have the file, somewhere. Although, it looks like there are some variations.

Hilarious read! Sometimes I chuckle when watching the movies, when this reference comes to mind.

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**UltraSWG** · 09-05-2006, 12:05 AM

Dude, how could you leave out the best one of all?

Vader: "I have felt him, my master."

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**Firebird21** · 09-05-2006, 05:22 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UltraSWG

Vader: "I have felt him, my master."<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

That's your son you're talking about!

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**WeirdoTransvestite** · 09-05-2006, 05:34 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Firebird21

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UltraSWG
Vader: "I have felt him, my master."<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

That's your son you're talking about!
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