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[macross73]

In his private quarters Obi Wan tosses and turns. His sleep has been restless : nightmarish visions filling his dreams. Darth Maul the padawans attacked how can this be? He wakes in a cold sweat seeing himself and Anikin as Ghosts confuses him and forces him to qustion Qui Gonn's belief that Anikin is the Chosen One. Are these a foresahdow of things to come. Keeping his thoughts to himself he considers his options. Finally He decides to....

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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[Lord Maul]

try and kill anikan again. he searches and finds him and they start fighting. while they are fighting darth sidious is planning an attack on the jedi temple. yoda senses this and starts building up the defences of the temple. as sidious approaches with his army of clones, the battle begins..........

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will have revenge.
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[macross73]

Yoda realizing that they dont stand a chance calls Chewbacca and tells him he needs a ride. Chewbacca knowing Yoda is on the spot asks for payment in advance - cash only.
Yoda "Pay I will not. Jedi Council I am."
Chewbacca "grunt roar mmmm growl?"
Yoda "Eat me? Feed you i will not"
Chewbacca taking out a steak knife, large fork, and bib is stopped by the - cash all rolled up in Yoda's tunic.
Yoda "Hard bargain you drive. Go we must."

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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[DACOTA]

then yoda gets on chewys back then thiers a fart nasty noise,oh craped i have in my pants agian.then chewy barfs up his tuna salad [sandwich] who is a witch from sand and turns her wand into a saber and fights yoda,but.......

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous

[Lord Maul]

yoda is way better than her so he throws his saber at ther head and she dies a quick death.
meanwhile, the clones had been fightig a good battle. they were killing the defenders of the temple while emperor sidious seeked out yoda with the force. he finds him and goes to that spot. he then kills chewbacca and closes in on yoda. yoda draws his saber............

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[macross73]

Yoda concentrates on Sidious. Sidious considers his next move.
Explosions sound all around. Screams of terror echo throughout.
as.....

edit: corrected errors

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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[DACOTA]

ok dude your ruining the story sidious was seeking yoda not grievous and you spelled so bad i did not know what in the world you are talking about,sorry.

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous

[macross73]

Builings crumbling and collapsing.
The city is falling into ruin by
the constant onslaught. Yoda and
Sidious face each other, they each
draw their sabers.
Yoda says to Sidious "Lose you shall."
Sidious replies "Prepare to die!"
Sidious raises his saber and strikes.
Yoda blocks and counters, their sabers clash.
Yoda back flips away. Electricity shoots
from Sidious' left hand and pins Yoda to
the floor. Using the Force to lift a fallen stone,
Yoda hurls it at the back of Sidious' head.
Stunned but not knocked out Sidious faces
Yoda they raise their sabers and....




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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[informalmyx]

...fly into a battle the like no one has ever seen. just as the to masters about to clash, the teacher slaps the table with a book and the young student wakes up. "You will never become one with the force if you dont know what the force it is." the aged Luke Skywalker says...

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"Many claim to have found serenity, and through serenity to have overcome anger. Such arrogance is astounding."
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[macross73]

"The Force is everywhere an in everything" replies Padawan Thukusho.
"True but repeating what I've told you isn't the same as understanding what it means." states Master Skywalker
"Now everyone please mind your thoughts and control your feelings. Take your positions, we shall begin todays saber training. Lets begin with....."


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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.