She only had a little stub of a tail, and she was a pretty big dog. And when she was outside, she was on a chain. She was already grown when they adopted her from the Humane Society, and had apparently been abused before (She was terrified of brooms for many months after they adopted her), so maybe she had some puppyhood rollerblade trauma, but I prefer to think she was indignant at what she saw as a violation of the laws of physics.
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