Take a turn story thread game.

[987654321a]

and then george bush nukes the universe with a 1,000,000,000,000,000 gigawatt nuclear fission, hydrogen activated electron bomb.............................................. ......................................and everyone dies

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!....LOUD NOISES!!!
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[Nightwing]

But then Captain Janeway of the Starship Voyager goes back in time and takes away the bomb, saying "whoops, we accidentally violated the Prime Directive by giving pre-warp Earth technology from the future! Third time this month..."

[curtainguy]

when all of the sudden mr. rogers in a blood-stained sweater comes out of nowhere and stabs captain janeway in the back taking control of the starship, when suddenly...

[Do-Clo]

The entire crew and ship is trapped by a tractor beam and is pulled into the death star, where the entire crew and mister rogers is destroyed by Darh Vader.

(killed off that story line[])

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[Nightwing]

Mr. Rogers and his army of PBS-zombies take over the ship's bridge, and The Count takes over tactical, where he promptly begins pushing buttons while counting them, destroying the ship and causing a temporal explosion which erases everything back to the point where Vader, the Bunny, and Mace were about to watch Noob get his guts sliced out.

EDIT:
Dang! Beat again! Aww... I like my version better...


EDIT2:
How about whoever goes next gets to choose which one they want to follow.

[987654321a]

how about i start a new one...

as the doors open and obi and qui see mauls battle hardened face, they turn on their sabers....

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!....LOUD NOISES!!!
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[james3]

Come on countdown,

They have a long drawn out battle through the power core Maul kills Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan kills Maul. Story over.

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[Do-Clo]

After destroying the star ship and crew Vader had a craving for a cheese burger and milk shake so he pulled into a drive to get his order to go.

(back on track)

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[james3]

(Steak & Shake baby! Right on!)

After his quick snack Vader is given the lecture by the Emperor about how an out of shape Sith Lord will not strike fear in to the masses. Vader in an attempt to defend himself replies that he just had some major workout time and knows some more is pending and wanted to keep that carb count up.

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[DARTHMONKEY1706]

so after hearing how hateful the emporor was against fast food vader went to show his loyalty. he went to middle earth to destroy what sam and frodo had started, the last true fast food chain, THE LORD OF THE ONION RINGS

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