You might be a Redneck Jedi if......

  1. Rhyen Skytracker
    Rhyen Skytracker
    You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

    You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

    You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters."

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner.

    You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.
  2. PaPa_FoZzY
    PaPa_FoZzY
    You might be a Redneck Jedi if......
    you've ever used your light saber as a cigarette lighter

    you've used your light saber as a bug zapper

    you've used you light saber as a turn signal

    you accused the highway patrol of being sith lords

    your R-2 unit has been used as a bird dog
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