Joke of the day thread

[$tarkiller]

Well, people! Title says it all! This is a thread dedicated to a jok of the day. No inappropriate jokes though (No profanity, ***ual, religious, racial, or jokes that poke fun at ***ual orientation, or gender). This is meant to hve fun and a good laugh!

So this mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says: "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (Fungi)

[Eco]

Here's a Cyanide and Happiness that I converted into a .GIF format for your viewing pleasure.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k45/Eco_bender/CyanideGif.gif

[Blue Fox]

Don had sent me the link to this...
http://www.collectinghq.com/im/0017218.jpg

My response:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2762458387_31207c1a81.jpg

[bloodnut28]

how do you make a bear cross

nail two together
:D

[Hasid Lafre]

Don had sent me the link to this...

That is quite possably the best pic I ever found.

[Mobius]

http://liquidx.deadgod.net/normalizedblog/Misc/Motivational/unemployment.jpg

[Skottsaber]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/jar-jar-meat-star-wars.jpg

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/club-med-funny-Star-Wars-pictures.jpg

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/funny-dog-pictures-star-wars-pod-race.jpg
:lol:

[Mobius]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/a-long-time-ago-in-a-galaxy-far-far-away-star-wars-wiener-do-demotivational-poster-1210601228.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/a-long-time-ago-in-a-galaxy-far-far-away-star-wars-wiener-do-demotivational-poster-5604.html)

[DJMoonbass]

http://www.sevennationarmy.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny_starwars_ads3.jpg

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/JediLoreen/Random%20Stuff/garbage20compactors.jpg

[Xoultrain]

http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu84/Xoultrain/Star%20Wars%20Motivators/0784.jpg

[$tarkiller]

Why is ducktape like the Focre?
It has a light side, a dark side and it binds the galaxy together.

[ElbE121]

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/star-wars-apprentice-unleashed-dark-side-motivational.jpg

[$tarkiller]

So, Han walks into a cantina, and the bartender says, "No date tonight?" Hn replies, "Nope. Goin Solo tonight pal."

[Shadar Al'Niende]

So, Han walks into a cantina, and the bartender says, "No date tonight?" Hn replies, "Nope. Goin Solo tonight pal."

you made that up didn't you...:rolleyes:

[$tarkiller]

you made that up didn't you...:rolleyes:

Nope, lol. Go to www.starwarsjokes.com

[Skottsaber]

I got this from the Randomsabers Forum... has to be the funniest yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lbtR-Vm6nQ&feature=player_embedded
:D

[grayven]

Here it is the Joke of the day.

1

2

3
Saber dude walks into a bar and says.

Let's go a saber contest.

:p

Some times I just kill myself.

[JamoUp]

Not appropriate. I don't care if you think you are allowed to say it. Those kinds of "jokes" are offensive and rude. And it goes against the original spirit of thread:


Well, people! Title says it all! This is a thread dedicated to a jok of the day. No inappropriate jokes though (No profanity, ***ual, religious, racial, or jokes that poke fun at ***ual orientation, or gender). This is meant to hve fun and a good laugh!

[Shadar Al'Niende]

I agree that regardless of your Ethnicity, this is not appropriate...

[$tarkiller]

Not appropriate. I don't care if you think you are allowed to say it. Those kinds of "jokes" are offensive and rude. And it goes against the original spirit of thread:

Im gonna have to agree with Jamo. Please try to keep it clean and family-safe. Star wars jokes are always welcome!

[Jedi-Loreen]

Wow, Kinchar/Galen, that's the only "joke" you could come up with to post?

How could you even think it was appropriate? :neutral:

[cardcollector]

Top 9 Reasons Star Trek Is Better Than Star Wars

9. Deanna Troi discarded the bun after one season. Princess Leia still has those donut braids.

8. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but Harrison Ford has to translate for Chewbacca.

7. Star Trek villains do NOT have asthma.

6. Star Wars spawned "Battlestar Galactica." The worst Star Trek ever did was "Babylon Five."

5. Spock-- 'nuff said.

4. Star Trek-- the first space shuttle. Star Wars-- a hare-brained nuclear defense system.

3. Kirk met "God" and told him off; Sisko met Q and decked him flat; Luke Skywalker met Yoda and was speechless.

2. Star Wars androids look like electronic trash cans on wheels. Star Trek androids look like some people's ideal in masculine beauty.

1. Star Trek consists of 11 movies and 6 TV series, equalling 375+ hours. Star Wars, despite its following, is limited to 6 movies, a total of about 12 hours.


*CC makes a mad dash for the door*:D

[ARKM]

1. Star Trek consists of 11 movies and 6 TV series (counting the animated series).

Fixed. ;)

[Shadar Al'Niende]

top 9 reasons star trek is better than star wars

9. Deanna troi discarded the bun after one season. Princess leia still has those donut braids.

8. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but harrison ford has to translate for chewbacca.

7. Star trek villains do not have asthma.

6. Star wars spawned "battlestar galactica." the worst star trek ever did was "babylon five."

5. Spock-- 'nuff said.

4. Star trek-- the first space shuttle. Star wars-- a hare-brained nuclear defense system.

3. Kirk met "god" and told him off; sisko met q and decked him flat; luke skywalker met yoda and was speechless.

2. Star wars androids look like electronic trash cans on wheels. Star trek androids look like some people's ideal in masculine beauty.

1. Star trek consists of 11 movies and 6 tv series, equalling 375+ hours. Star wars, despite its following, is limited to 6 movies, a total of about 12 hours.


*cc makes a mad dash for the door*:d

hahahahahahahhahahaaaahahahahhahahahhhaaaaahhhhaha hahhha!

[Skottsaber]

Top 9 Reasons Star Trek Is Better Than Star Wars

9. Deanna Troi discarded the bun after one season. Princess Leia still has those donut braids.

8. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but Harrison Ford has to translate for Chewbacca.

7. Star Trek villains do NOT have asthma.

6. Star Wars spawned "Battlestar Galactica." The worst Star Trek ever did was "Babylon Five."

5. Spock-- 'nuff said.

4. Star Trek-- the first space shuttle. Star Wars-- a hare-brained nuclear defense system.

3. Kirk met "God" and told him off; Sisko met Q and decked him flat; Luke Skywalker met Yoda and was speechless.

2. Star Wars androids look like electronic trash cans on wheels. Star Trek androids look like some people's ideal in masculine beauty.

1. Star Trek consists of 11 movies and 6 TV series, equalling 375+ hours. Star Wars, despite its following, is limited to 6 movies, a total of about 12 hours.


*CC makes a mad dash for the door*:D



http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/sw3-jedi-temple.jpg

*blasters being raised*

Take.It.Back.:evil:

[Shadar Al'Niende]

You know you're a Star Wars geek when...

1. When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force.
2. When you get into a fight, you automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
3. If you get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
4. When you spend time watching the Star Wars trilogy because you think there will be a test on it later.
5. Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
6. You think you are the life of the party because you imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
7. Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
8. When you listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
9. When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
10. When you wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
11. You Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 seconds before they do in the theatre.
12. You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight
13. When your teacher hands you your test back and says "commas are your weakness." You shoot back: "And your faith in your friends is yours!"
14. You buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so you could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
15. You know what that means...
16. You finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
17. When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local Star Wars supplier. (or TCSS)

And last but not least...

18. With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber"

[cardcollector]

My favorite SW lines when "pants" are subsituted with the "force"....

"The pants are strong with this one."

"You don't know the power of the darkside of the pants."

"May the pants be with you."

"I feel a great disturbance in the pants."

and finally...
"You don't believe in pants do you?"

:D:D:D

OH, and scott...
The starship enterprise just eliminated your threat...
engage!

[Jedi-Loreen]

Of course you've barely scratched the surface of the "pants" jokes. There are so many more.

Like:

"Will someone get these walking pants out of my way?"

"I cannot teach him, the boy has no pants"

"These aren't the pants you're looking for"

"There isn't enough life in this ice cube to fill pants"
(ok, maybe that last one wasn't so good :p)

"But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some pants!"

"Where'd you dig up those old pants?"

[Skottsaber]

OH, and scott...
The starship enterprise just eliminated your threat...
engage!

Well what about THIS! :twisted:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/starwars-vs-startrek.jpg

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Also found this:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/draft_lens1852080module8222345photo_star_wars_kid_ father.gif1202875622.gif

[Darth Kehel]

"I find youre lack of Pants disturbing."

[Shadar Al'Niende]

"I find youre lack of Pants disturbing."

Was waiting for that one...:rolleyes:

[Darth Kehel]

Sorry could not resist :D

[cardcollector]

[SIZE=3]Of course you've barely scratched the surface of the "pants" jokes. There are so many more.


Yeah, those are great! I was trying to stick with the word "force" though...


Well what about THIS! :twisted:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/starwars-vs-startrek.jpg


Um, that is soooo not to scale!
http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/18/17103/Enterprise_meet_Star_Destroyer_b.jpg
This is closer. The Enterprise has Phasers (in which SW ray shields are useless), more manuverability, Energy sheilds that would deflect lasers for days, AND could destroy the death star with its quantum and Photon torpedoes....

Besides, do you really think a SD Admiral could beat Captain Kirk?

You can keep dissing ST if you want... but I've yet to see any counter points...:D

[Sunrider]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4316607518_1ee542a9fe_o.jpg

...or what ever shields you may have.;)

[Goltar Bias]

At least Star Wars doesn't have a song writen about explaining how everthing in that particular universe works titled:

We just make some s*$t up!:p

[Obi-Dar Ke-Gnomie]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff102/dar4jc/idiotvid.jpg

[Skottsaber]

*Looks up* :rolleyes:

I don't get it. :confused:

[Invisas1979]

Starwars rules
It's like that, and that's the way it is.....

http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad354/invisas/Randoms/starwarstrek.jpg

[Aradian Valentine]

Galen, that was not acceptable. you need to apologize for those remarks.
Then you need to think about why you think it's ok to say something like that.

[cardcollector]

sigh... I guess I'm the only one who apprecitates technology...
In reality (heh)...
STrek or SWars are both vastly different kinds of sci-fi, and one can appreciate both for what they are.

If you prefer Star Wars, you’re a geek. (the art created by the technology is more important than the technology itself.)

If you prefer Star Trek, you’re a nerd. (the technology is critically important in-and-of itself.)

Back on topic.... (sorry for the derail)
This is my favorite (de)motivational poster...
http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/0109/15/sw-teamwork3.jpg

[Sunrider]

Always two there are. To the post balance has been restored.

[Jasten Skywalker]

Hahaha! I'm as liberal as they come, and this made me laugh. Very clever. haha!

[cardcollector]

Hahaha! I'm as liberal as they come, and this made me laugh. Very clever. haha!

That is so great to know!!! I'm glad to know at least some people can laugh at themselves.:cool:

[$tarkiller]

Personally, I see nothing wrong with political jokes. People don't have to reveal what their views are.

[Thaxos]

This is a good one:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910892

[Lord Maul]

Personally, I see nothing wrong with political jokes. People don't have to reveal what their views are.

Read the forum rules.
http://forums.thecustomsabershop.com/showthread.php?t=7360

Politics are a constant hot-spot for arguments on forums. 99% of the time when they come up, a huge fight brews.

[cardcollector]

oh...
woopth:(

[Jedi-Loreen]

You edited your own post, but since it was quoted, that "poster" is still in this thread.

[cardcollector]

Well, I can't do anything about it...
That's up to a moderator I guess...

I feel bad about breaking the rules, so, to get this thread back in the correct spirit of things...

Ways to make Episode II better than Episode I...

Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks finds a light saber and accidently activates the weapon whilst he holds it pointed at himself.

Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks is eaten by Jabba the Hutt.

Jar Jar Binks becomes a jedi but joins the dark side of the force. Yoda dispatches him quickly at the beginning of the movie.

Jar Jar Binks eats what he thinks is a yummy tasty fruit, but what is really a reactive core from a blaster. His death is slow and painful.

Jar Jar Binks is eaten by a tribe of Ewoks near the beginning of the movie.

Near the beginning of the movie, Jar Jar Binks irritates Anakin so much, Anakin destroys him and vows to destroy his entire species. this causes Anakin to slip further into the dark side. (hey this one would work, right?)

Jar Jar Binks enters an airlock--without putting a spacesuit on first. (near the beginning of the movie)
Jar Jar Binks is killed by Boba Fett, who then collects the 2,000,000,000 credits from Padme Naberrie.

Jar Jar Binks is captured by a clone of Darth Maul and suffers great tortures at the hand of Darth Sidious. (a.k.a-Palpatine)

Episode II makes no reference at all to Jar Jar Binks or any of his species.

[Jedi-Loreen]

Not Star Wars related, but I still thought it was funny:

http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2009-04-08-433fddd4d4118d0e16456cac6db7eb70.jpg

[cardcollector]

The irony of that is sickening...:rolleyes:;)

Made me laugh out loud!:D

[ARKM]

lol. Right on.

[Alcfalath]

Nice work J-Lo :)

As for me... an Old Ben quote ;)

"I felt a great disturbance in my Pants.... As if thousands of voices cried out, and were suddenly silenced."

Soo... thats why they blasted their way off of Tatooine.. Ben dropped an Aerosol Bomb.

[KuroChou]

one word.

XKCD

[Jedi-Loreen]

That's a word? :confused:

[mihunai]

Enter the Robot Chicken:
Featuring: Admiral Ackbar!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HkDke2XjTQ

And how could way forget one of the best days on the Death Star:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OBMgHsv7xE&feature=related

mTm

[KuroChou]

http://xkcd.com/
It's particularly appropriate today, comic #709 (http://xkcd.com/709/)

[mihunai]

Not sure if its new or not, but just remember:
The Star Trek movie came after ANH...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910892

mTm

[Skottsaber]

Thread revive!

Just thought these 3 were funny:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-kitten-uses-force.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-cat-is-wrapped-like-burrito.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-pictures-pigeon-waits.jpg
:D:D:D

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/color_codes.png

[Darth Xusia]

That's funny stuff J-Lo :D:D:D

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/chess_enlightenment.png

[Jedi-Loreen]

This one's kind of for me :p:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/effect_an_effect.png

Except I'd be on the recieving end.

[Shadar Al'Niende]

man that site rocks...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/excessive_quotation.png

[Jedi-Loreen]

I believe someone already posted that one over here.

Could have been me, but I don't remember. Though I do remember having seen it already.

[Scars Unseen]

I was always partial to this one, given the definition of always: since I read this particular webcomic.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternative_energy_revolution.jpg

[jjshumpert]

don quixoti your my hero...

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/trolling.png

[Tahm]

I love this one, could you imagine if this really happened in the movie? :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fwy7v7BK2Q

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/flies.png

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

[Shadar Al'Niende]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/i_am.png

[Jedi-Loreen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/improvised.png


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/party.png

[Scars Unseen]

More than one joke? Madness!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/form.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/brontosaurus.png

[E-relivent]

I thought you guys might like this.

[Skottsaber]

Hey everyone. I found this forum thread. The first post is Star Wars related, but I don't know about everything else because I didn't read it so I can't garuntee the content.

Linky! (http://www.google.co.za/imgres?imgurl=http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u174/PrettyHappyThings/Other%2520animals/i-will-defeat-you-general-grievous.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D11%26t%3D5549&usg=__C2Kmk4vpNp_MemOmA3atc5rwo58=&h=332&w=500&sz=21&hl=en&start=4&sig2=DVthe57rjhYEcGtw0XfEmg&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=FmA0OyfFSqlONM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeneral%2Bgrievous%2Bsoccer%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=HaYYTIrmPJeX_Qa-n_WaCw)

Enjoy :D

[Jase Kala Maris]

Rock beats Scissors...


sorry had to...

[Skottsaber]

Huh? I don't get it.

[Jedi-Loreen]

Ewoks throw rocks. ;)

[ARKM]

Hey everyone. I found this forum thread. The first post is Star Wars related, but I don't know about everything else because I didn't read it so I can't garuntee the content.

Linky! (http://www.google.co.za/imgres?imgurl=http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u174/PrettyHappyThings/Other%2520animals/i-will-defeat-you-general-grievous.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D11%26t%3D5549&usg=__C2Kmk4vpNp_MemOmA3atc5rwo58=&h=332&w=500&sz=21&hl=en&start=4&sig2=DVthe57rjhYEcGtw0XfEmg&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=FmA0OyfFSqlONM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeneral%2Bgrievous%2Bsoccer%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=HaYYTIrmPJeX_Qa-n_WaCw)

Enjoy :D

You know, "Engrish" is funny because it's unintentional. LOL speak is intentional Engrish (of a sort). LOL speak is NOT funny. Not one freaking bit.

I'll show you who can haz cheezburger. *Breaks a broom handle over knee for emphasis* ;)

[Scars Unseen]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/jealousy.png

[Random_Disinformation]

One day a polar bear decides to go up to his brother and ask him a question. He asks, "Bro, are we full blooded polar bears?" The bother thinks about it and replys, "You know I think so, but I am not sure. Why don't you go ask Dad." So the Polar bear goes up to his dad and says, "Dad are we 100% polar bear?" Dad thinks about it and replys, "I think so, but I am not sure. Go ask your Mom." So Polar Bear goes up to his mother and asks, "Are we 100% polar bear?" His mother asks, What do you mean, son?" Polar Bear replys, "We're not like part grizzly bear, panda bear, or black bear, we are 100% polar bear?" His mother then says, "I don't know, why don't you go ask Great Old Wise Polar Bear on Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountian." So Polar Bear packs his polar bear pack and gets soe polar bear food, and starts the 3 day trek to Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountain. Once he gets there he searches far and wide for the Great Old Wise Polar Bear who lives on Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountain. He eventually finds him and goes up to him and asks, "Oh, Great Old Wise Polar Bear, are we 100% polar bear?" The Great Old Wise Polar Bear asks, "What do you mean, my child?" "We are not a little bit grizzly bear, or black bear, or brown bear, we are 100% polar bear." replyed Polar Bear. The Great Old Wise Polar Bear of Great Old Wise Polar Bear Mountian said, "Yes, my son, we are 100% polar bear. I guarantee it. Why do you ask?" To Which Polar Bear replyed, "I am cold!"

[oobie doobie kedoobie]

Yo momma is so dumb she stood there all day saying "am not" to R2

[Skottsaber]

:mrgreen::mrgreen: (J-Lo if you want me to take this down just say the word :))
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/J-Lo%20Forceunleashed%20copy_799x599.jpg

Thanks to Cordaroyfog for the background!
And if you're really dumb, the joke is in the spelling of effect. ;)

[Shadar Al'Niende]

we will just call those blue things to either side angel wings ;)

[Jedi-Loreen]

yeah


I'm an angel



r-i-i-i-i-ght :rolleyes:


:p

[Skottsaber]

My latest creation!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/TCSS%20Posts/sbad_799x599.jpg

[Jedi_Knight_Zekk]

LOL the droids Hahaha

[Jedi-Loreen]

I don't care for the wording of the description for the Petite Crouton. http://www.rebellegion.com/forum/images/smiles/eyebrows.gif I would have said, "Only CF is better" ;)

[Jedi_Knight_Zekk]

Top 9 Reasons Star Trek Is Better Than Star Wars

9. Deanna Troi discarded the bun after one season. Princess Leia still has those donut braids.

8. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but Harrison Ford has to translate for Chewbacca.

7. Star Trek villains do NOT have asthma.

6. Star Wars spawned "Battlestar Galactica." The worst Star Trek ever did was "Babylon Five."

5. Spock-- 'nuff said.

4. Star Trek-- the first space shuttle. Star Wars-- a hare-brained nuclear defense system.

3. Kirk met "God" and told him off; Sisko met Q and decked him flat; Luke Skywalker met Yoda and was speechless.

2. Star Wars androids look like electronic trash cans on wheels. Star Trek androids look like some people's ideal in masculine beauty.

1. Star Trek consists of 11 movies and 6 TV series, equalling 375+ hours. Star Wars, despite its following, is limited to 6 movies, a total of about 12 hours.


*CC makes a mad dash for the door*:D

LOL hahahahahahahahaha

[Jedi_Knight_Zekk]

Not Star Wars related, but I still thought it was funny:

http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2009-04-08-433fddd4d4118d0e16456cac6db7eb70.jpg

hahahahahahaha LOL

[Jedi_Knight_Zekk]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/i_am.png

Not just as a SW fan, but as a religious person, I find this post....HILARIOUS!!!

[Jedi-Loreen]

Why are you reposting other, older jokes?

Please stop postwhoring and spamming.

[Mazaki]

Why are you reposting other, older jokes?

Please stop postwhoring and spamming.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/2859/57490834.jpg

[Shadar Al'Niende]

Mazaki that was inappropriate and disrespectful... Please, check your attitude.

[Mazaki]

Mazaki that was inappropriate and disrespectful... Please, check your attitude.

My apologies, my post has been fixed.

[Shadar Al'Niende]

Thank you, it still might seem disrespectful in a sarcastic way...but its a start...

[Skottsaber]

STAR WARS toys that never made the cut (http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15)

Enjoy... :)

[Battle_1]

2684 Cute

[galen marek]

Thank you, it still might seem disrespectful in a sarcastic way...but its a start...

...The respect police.

[jjshumpert]

nearly part of the fsm, does anyone else see the great amount of humor that i do in this? no offense meant my friend, but as i recall the fsm was a joke started over a poster that none of us could stand and was mostly thought of as a joke, guess ive been gone for way too long...

[Jedi-Loreen]

Makes me wonder if he has any idea of it's origins.

And if he's still only nearly an FSM member, or a full one. He's been gone foe a while, too.







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[Battle_1]

Makes me wonder if he has any idea of it's origins.

And if he's still only nearly an FSM member, or a full one. He's been gone foe a while, too.







2 more posts till 5,000

Yes and No

[galen marek]

1. yes i finished my "lightsaber"
2. yes it's a joke
3. i haven't been on for a while because i only just started another "lightsaber"
4.
gone foe a while spelling mistake, i must correct you on that j-lo. this is the internet for goodness sake.

[ThreeQuadFive]

1. Yes i finished my "lightsaber"
2. Yes it's a joke
3. I haven't been on for a while because i only just started another "lightsaber"
4. Spelling mistake, i must correct you on that j-lo. This is the internet for goodness sake.

lmao...

[Ronan]

Oh man i had some GOOD laughs! Especially at the motivational posters :D

But on a more serious note... someone needs to clean all the bickering/left over posts... Half the things i read are from half deleted 'bad posts' etc etc :S

My contribution:

Top Ten Hobbies Of Darth Vader

10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls

9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding "Guess who?"

8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits

7) Genealogy

6) Using the force to learn to juggle

5) Mortal Kombat 5436

4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship

3) Late nights with a pain droid

2) Sending anonymous love-notes to Mon Mothma

1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they've named a sandwich after him yet

[galen marek]

when i saw number 7 i first read gynecology 0_o

Anyway this is nothing star wars related but i find it amusing.
http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa17/supersaberboy/werideatdawn.jpg

[Skottsaber]

My latest creation! (yes this is my card reader)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1237687/CF.jpg

:mrgreen:
(EDIT: Just for the record, I did know that it was a compactflash drive, and I DO have old compactflash cards)

[galen marek]

very nice! do you have a crystal focus to put in it?

[Sunrider]

LOL . Am I so old others don't know what compact flash cards are? :confused:

[Ronan]

LOL . Am I so old others don't know what compact flash cards are? :confused:

Any semi/pro photographer know what CF cards have. They are the standard in the industry.

I probably have over $1000 worth in CF cards LOL!

[Battle_1]

So cute2782

[Ronan]

So cute2782

I don't get it, how is it a joke? :confused:

[Jedi-Loreen]

Because they are black and white, they're hugging each other, and their tails make the shape of a heart. :)

[Skottsaber]

So cute

I just wanna ask...
Are you interested in sabers at all?

[Jedi-Loreen]

You know, from looking at his posts, even in saber related threads, I really can't tell.

[ThreeQuadFive]

So I was out at a bar with some friends over the weekend.

We got to drinking and in walked the most odd thing we've ever seen...a siamese twin conjoined at the hip! They sat down at the bar next to us and we couldn't help but start up a conversation. As we got to talking the pair said, I'm Bob (on the left) and this is Tim (on the right). As we talked more they started telling us about their annual trip to England. Bob was saying how nice it was to rent a car and drive down the country side, stop in at the local pubs for some drinks and cousine and just generally relax. Tim started saying how much they hate the traffic, the beer stinks and is too warm, and they hate fish and chips. So I had to ask, why then do they love going to Englad if they hate it that much?? Bob replies, 'cause its the only time Tim gets to drive.

[Jedi-Loreen]

He could also drive if they go to Japan. ;)

That had a predictable punch line.

At least, to me. :p

[Battle_1]

Yo momma is so fake barbie was jellous

[Jedi-Loreen]

Re-post from another forum:


http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-graphs-george-lucas-hand-fetishist.png

[Umbral Lotus]

"And Leia did a Han Solo with my Wookie."

Lol, couldn't resist... but I'll fix it if you guys think it's inappropriate.

[Loachri MacTalabh]

Not Star Wars-ie, but My favorite joke from my Gpa,
Why is the sky blue?
If it were Green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing out lawns.

[Skottsaber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjIM0-BoH0o

[Knighthammer]

nicely done Skott =)

[captain_mills]

I just barely saw this thread here... I've been following one on SSM... some of the same jokes... but funny nonetheless... Anyways, I wonder which one got started first...

[Jedi-Loreen]

Well, post some of the ones that aren't here, then. ;)