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Onli-Won Kanomi
08-16-2009, 11:48 AM
I've been thinking about how the [old] Jedi Order was portrayed in the movies [and to a lesser extent the EU] and wondering how we would see it if it existed in 'real life' and whether any of us would REALLY want to BE an [OJO] Jedi?

Yeah we think lightsabers are "the coolest weapon ever...search your feelings you know it to be true" lol and I'm sure having telekinetic and other superpowers would be cool as well.

But unlike many comic book 'superheroes' who operated basically as 'vigilantes' or free agents outside the normal Law the Jedi Order was exactly that an Order within its society's Law [and even 'law enforcement' for it]

And it was both a Chivalric and a MONASTIC order as 'religious' Orders go...with serious 'vows' its members were held to that set them 'apart' from normal life and lifestyles.

Which included vows of POVERTY [Jedi's only possession was their lightsaber, because they built it themself] and apparently to some degree vows of CELIBACY [marriage at least was outright forbidden, intimacy seems frowned on as risking leading to 'attachment'].

Not to mention that they were TAKEN from their families at an early age.

Plus the 'schooling' at the various Praxea must have been EXTREMELY HARD indeed...not only the Force related curricula AND sufficient martial arts/sword training to be able to use a 'real' lightsaber SAFELY...but also just the normal Educational curricula on top of it.

Consider that a Jedi as "guardian of Peace and Justice in the Old Republic" had to be able to both enforce and MAKE "Justice" on the spot in many cases on far flung frontier planets where a Jedi might be the ONLY arbiter of Law or official of Republic Authority...in effect a Jedi would function much like a 'Mountie' in the Yukon AND a 'travelling/hanging judge' in the American Old West, and more...and thus would have to combine the functions of a Policeman, a Lawyer, a Notary, a Justice of the Peace, a Magistrate, a trial/appelate Judge all in one person thus a LOT of LEGAL EDUCATION would be required of a Jedi.

Also in many cases shown in the EU where Jedi represented the Senate and/or Chancellory Authority as 'Ambassadors at large' with negotiating powers Jedi would require a considerable Diplomatic and POLITICAL EDUCATION.

But it doesnt end there either...a Jedi was also expected to be a HEALER across thousands of species from different worlds...they would require a considerable MEDICAL EDUCATION.

And lets not forget that since the Jedi Order was 'religious' a Jedi was also a 'priest' of the Force 'religion': Jedi Masters would have been 'bishops', Council members 'Cardinals' and Yoda would have been the 'Pope' in this context...they would have had a LOT of 'religious'/philosophical EDUCATION to contend with as well.

So, in terms we can understand, to become a Jedi Knight/Master would require the equivalent educational effort of getting a MD from Johns Hopkins, a LLD from Harvard, a PHD in Poli-sci from Georgetown, and the religious/philosophical training of a Jesuit father.

Once the Clone Wars started and Jedi were expected to be Commanders and Generals add to that educational load a graduate of West Point.

All that by the time they were 20-25 years old.

And they were expected to get the equivalent of world-class law and medical and political and divinity and military officers degrees NOT to become high paid 'professionals' living the 'good life' but to SERVE Republic Society in POVERTY and CHASTITY with NONE of the usual 'rewards' such efforts would bring a non-Jedi in any one of those fields and not even allowed a family to be proud of their educational and other accomplishments.

And to constantly carry the burden of Authority, frequently at risk of their very lives in Service to their Order and the Republic for which it stood...and from their religious perspective also constantly at risk of a Fall to the Dark Side.

Not much wonder the selfish Sith path was so tempting...because a Jedi life was so HARD.

Would any of us in our materialistic consumerist permissive modern society CHOOSE decades of BRUTAL educational demands from which we would lead VOWED lives of POVERTY and CELIBACY even if it meant we could float fruit across a table etc and have a 'real' lightsaber???

DarthHideous
08-16-2009, 12:25 PM
You forgot martial arts and sword training.

No thank you. I like my comfy couch and driving my car way too much.
Besides, a real lightsabers would be for more dangerous that any of us want to admit. If you didn't build it right, CABOOM in your hands.

Obi-Dar Ke-Gnomie
08-16-2009, 12:39 PM
Besides, a real lightsabers would be for more dangerous that any of us want to admit.

No kidding. With the number of times I've whacked myself with my own blade, if these things really did cut, I'd be nothing but a limbless torso with a metal plate in my head.:D

Onli-Won Kanomi
08-16-2009, 01:03 PM
Good points I'll amend my post to add that you would have the training to use a 'real' lightsaber SAFELY

Thaxos
08-16-2009, 01:09 PM
Completely worth it!

DarthHideous
08-16-2009, 02:21 PM
No kidding. With the number of times I've whacked myself with my own blade, if these things really did cut, I'd be nothing but a limbless torso with a metal plate in my head.:D

I know that the SW universe has saber-proof armor, but that's too heavy for everyday wear and for going costuming at ComicCon on Coruscant. Andrea at TwinRoses.com should invent saber-proof clothing.

Rhyen Skytracker
08-16-2009, 06:26 PM
Besides, a real lightsabers would be for more dangerous that any of us want to admit. If you didn't build it right, CABOOM in your hands.

That is why you have droids to test the first power up. LOL

I used to want to be a Jedi until I read this. Thanks Alot!!!!!! LOL

Jasten Skywalker
08-16-2009, 06:53 PM
I used to want to be a Jedi until I read this. Thanks Alot!!!!!! LOL

Haha I know, really. It's like you'd need a PhD in the force. I'd be happy with a bachelor's degree. I'd just sit around levitating things and igniting my lightsaber around the house. ;)

DarthHideous
08-17-2009, 08:41 AM
I'd just get a job working at the Jedi Temple Snack Bar, then when the Jedi are all out on other missions I'll get into the armory and play with the extra sabers.;)

annon
08-17-2009, 09:48 AM
If some one told me I could have the best education imaginable for FREE, I would jump at the chance. Oh and by the way you get a light saber and amazing powers, sign me up!
Even if you fail to become a Jedi, you've still got a great education. :cool:

Darth_DevilGuy
08-17-2009, 10:18 AM
Honestly I think you may be generalizing a little Onli, it seems to me that Jedi had a basic education that was more rigorous that what we put our kids to, but not nearly what you're suggesting.

It looks to me like the main things Jedi children learned before becoming padawans was understanding and manipulation of the force, as well as martial arts and basic to intermediary education.

After becoming padawans they seemed to study and learn from their masters, then after becoming a knight they'd further specialize into deeper aspects but I've never seen a Jedi do more than one or two things particularly well. We know for instance that some jedi like cilghal from the NJO had a talent for healing and concentrated on it, while others such as Qui'Gon were much more generalist, but didn't seem to have the deeper affinity for a given aspect of the order's duties.

Basically I don't think any one Jedi was a doctor/warrior/diplomat/council/judge/arbitrator/policeman/etc. more likely all jedi would be exposed to such tasks and have a basic knowledge of them, but not the in depth knowledge of a specialist.

Hasid Lafre
08-17-2009, 07:55 PM
I dont recall anyone being taken from the family's.

Scars Unseen
08-17-2009, 08:17 PM
If I had the force, I would probably fall to the dark side and be Darth Doesn't-Get-Up-Before-Noon or something...

Thaxos
08-17-2009, 09:26 PM
I dont recall anyone being taken from the family's.

They are taken when very very young... Anakin was the exception.

Hasid Lafre
08-17-2009, 10:12 PM
Where does it say they were taken, exactly? taken meaning forcfully.

Invisas1979
08-18-2009, 03:15 AM
No not forcefully. Generally the Jedi order would keep an eye on families all across the galaxy who were know to be attuned to the force, kind of monitoring. When a child was born after a few years maybe 3 or 4 the families would be approached to see if the children exibited any latent force powers. Because being a jedi was seen by most families as an honor the children would be given freely. There were some cases of families who would not do this freely and the jedi would argue that a latent force user if left to develope without the tutelage of the jedi, would be more sussepable to the darkside (this would generally work) and then there were cases where children were missed because they lived in the further parts of the galaxy (like anakin).

Later because all these records were lost due to the purge, Luke developed a technique which uses a force touch to see whether a person has any latent force ability.

For me, I would love to be a jedi. If such people existed and I could be one, I would be, regardless of personal possesions or wealth.

ArkaiHalon
08-18-2009, 05:40 AM
Based upon my own reading and understanding of the set up of the Old Jedi Order, I agree with the statement that the Jedi were exposed to various different studies, but not masters of all. They would specialize in some areas, but have base knowledge of others. Such as Barris Offee was a fantastic healer, but not so much the warrior. Same as Obi was a fantastic warrior, but not so much the healer.

Based upon that, I'll recap.

+above average education in multiple areas including first aid, combat, law, and diplomacy
+specialty training
-lack of personal possessions
-frequent long deployments to undesirable locations
+/-Being hailed as a hero by some, and loathed by others
-carrying the weight of the republic on your shoulders
+having fantastic powers
+awesome weapon
+stylish uniform
+financial backing of the known galaxy
+knowing your a part of something bigger and better than yourself
-low pay
-long hours



Sounds alot ot me like being a member of the military.
I signed up once. I'd sign up again.

Hasid Lafre
08-18-2009, 07:17 AM
Ok so back to the subject, would I want to be an orj? yes and no. Mainly I dont see myself as army qualities but then again if I went the ways of a jedi at a young age I would be in better shape, I wouldent have the aches and pains I do now(carwreck).

As for potentially having to kill someone in the field I dont know if I could do that. Honestly, I do not know if I have it in me to kill for any reason and if I did then I would be considered crazy and whatnot. But in the case of being trained in the jedi ways and in the universe that is sw that might not be a difference.

Take myself as I am morally and put me in the SW world I would say I would be more of a spy than anything, maybe set my saber to high levels of stun, Imagine shot one of a SG1 zat gun but in a saber blade.

Knowing what I know now and grew up learning yeah there would be issues.

$tarkiller
08-18-2009, 07:19 AM
I mean, you guys are talking like I'm not a real Jedi, and don't already have a real lightsaber. :wink:

jedi/storm
08-18-2009, 09:15 AM
I would still love to be a Jedi but have to admit i would love to annoy people when they open their car door via remote i would close them again with The Force.

cannibal869
08-18-2009, 11:36 AM
I would still love to be a Jedi but have to admit i would love to annoy people when they open their car door via remote i would close them again with The Force.

LOL...

Yeah, you could really screw with a lot of people this way. Personally, I wouldn't mind giving it a go, but I think I would probably end up being one of those grey jedi - you know, most of the time a good guy, with just a bit of rogue and "bend the rules" thrown in for good measure. :roll:

dgdve
08-18-2009, 12:04 PM
The Force is not a toy and you must exercise extreme caution... i see some of you staying past the "gray" area... but.. who am i to say ;) .. i have a chosen path and i must follow it to the end. That said if your not with the jedi you are against them.. there rigid hierachy is there downfall.. you'll soon see they dont respect you as a "gray" jedi.. they are trying to slow the inevitable rise of the sith by stifling, actually hiding away the ancient teachings of the force in a sense holding the power all to themselves.. the jedi are not so "good" as they would have you believe..
~dave(definatly not in the gray area)