GFORCE13
03-19-2006, 03:06 PM
Hello Just got this from a friend and had to share with my fellow Jedi's[:p][:D] <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> You Might be a Redneck Jedi Warrior if:
1. You have uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You have used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer gray.
5. You have a rifle rack on your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum 'skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have used the force to get yourself another beer.
12. You have used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
16. You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel shirt 'cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
17. You have fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
18. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
19. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
20. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck and a cooler.
21. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fella "jest ain't right". <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
May the Force
Be with You
Marc E.
1. You have uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. You have used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer gray.
5. You have a rifle rack on your land speeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
7. You have an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum 'skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have used the force to get yourself another beer.
12. You have used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
16. You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel shirt 'cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
17. You have fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
18. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
19. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
20. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck and a cooler.
21. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fella "jest ain't right". <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
May the Force
Be with You
Marc E.