*BAAAAD* names for L-sabers...

[Novastar]

...and I don't mean "bad" like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. I mean...

BAAAAD.

As in how Darth Maul died.
As in how Greedo shot first.
As in... JarJar.

You get the point. Here goes:

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"JarJar" -- ok, that's out of the way, never repeat it again, thank you: the management.

#10 -- "Battery Guzzler"
#9 -- "Short Circuit #5"
#8 -- "Stay Puft Marshmellow"
#7 -- "Ysalimiri"
#6 -- "Salame Stick"
#5 -- "Bright Thingy"
#4 -- "Voltage Vacuum"
#3 -- "Tapeworm"
#2 -- "Prostate Prod #4"

and my own personal #1 on the top ten bad ones:

"Jabba's Toothbrush"

See you all next time on: "BAAAAAAD names for Lightsabers"!!

GOODNIGHT!!!

~~ Novacain (oh wait, that's bad names for SW heroes. Sorry, wrong thread.)

[swear000]

I mean whats up with aliens and anal probing anyway?

[gundamaniac]

This may not be "bad" per say, but I think Excalibur or names like that tend to be a bit overused for naming sword-like weaponry....

[Lord Preston]

I mean whats up with aliens and anal probing anyway?

You know, I always wonderd why they do that. Maybe its some sick alien fetish?:shock:

[Lord Dottore Matto]

Novastar, you are a kook! LMAO, ROFL, LOL and any other Laughing acronym that you can think of!

[Lord Dottore Matto]

You know, I always wonderd why they do that. Maybe its some sick alien fetish?:shock:

Its like checking the garbage to learn about that mysterious neighbour...:roll:

[Obi-Dar Ke-Gnomie]

Novastar, you missed my favorite bad saber name.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Plasma!"

[Barmic Rin]

Flashlight.

I'm happy with Glowy stick, preferably proceeded by "Wow! what a cool..."

[Novastar]

I want to hear MORE baaaaaaaaad names. COME ON, bring it on!!!

Also... I'm surprised no one mentioned that with "Rectal probe #4"... it's like... now where the hell did ONE through THREE go??!?!? And why did there need to be FOUR versions?! Are you INSANE???

More bad ones:

"Power"
"The Awesomeness"
"Death Glow"
"The Weed Whacker"
"Mr. Universe"
"Prophylactic Attack"

Sorry about that last one, hahahah

[sekrogue1985]

ummmmm let see

George Washington
The MIghty Stick of DOOOM
Pikachu
THAT SILVER TUBE

thats alll that i can think of that i've heard teenagers call their cheapo sabers when they are beign stupid.

[Thaxos]

"Death Stick"
How ironic!

[Donnovan Sunrider]

Mister Stabby
Lord SwizzleStick

[H@rrY89]

"Whoosh Whoosh"
"Mega-Super-Awesome-Uber-Cool-Death-Killing-Fantastical-Evil-Saber"
"Axe"
"Eco-Saber"

Just a few i could think of ;)

[gundamaniac]

my favorite that's popped up in conversation so far is:

"my little green thing" (in a Yoda voice) =)

[Obi-Dar Ke-Gnomie]

my favorite that's popped up in conversation so far is:

"my little green thing" (in a Yoda voice) =)

Dang! There's a mental image that'll haunt me for a while.

I was showing my sabers to some of my co-workers a while ago. Most of them thought they were pretty cool, but one lady insists on calling them, "Your magic wands", usually accompanied by some comment about "boys and their toys".

No respect...

[Novastar]

Oh, oh oh!! I just thought of two really good bad ones. Umm... bad bad ones? Hmm, I'm kinda fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.... like... is that BAD bad? Or good bad....

Anyhow:

Mimicking emperor: "MY LITTLE GREEN FRIEND"... :cool:

Mimicking Ash from Evil Dead: "Thissss.... is... my.... BOOMSTICK!!"

hahahhaha

I am SO going to make a saber and call it "Boomstick" now, hahahah!

[ArkaiHalon]

Boomstick is not such a bad name. I can just imagine the sound font you'll come up with for that one.

Power up: "thisss is my BOOMSTICK"
Power down: "that's just pillow talk baby"
Clash1: "gimme some sugar"
Clash2: "Klaatu Nikto blahablah"
Force: chain saw sounds

[Novastar]

Such as a CHAINSAW?!? :) You mean... such as found in this video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OQRAbt5z2Q), as some of you already know, lmao...

[swear000]

That's a nice jingle light you got there. Seems to have all the bells and whistles.

[annon]

I didn't think of this one...I'll let you guess who did:
"Girlfriend-maker-madder"
alternatively "Can-I-have-One" :rolleyes:

Now for mine:
Rosebud
Nerd Defender
Star Destroyer Destroyer
Space Age Samurai Sword
Do Not Go Gently In To The Night
My Other Job
Chick Magnet
Star Wars Thing
The End
Light Bong
Kamikaze
Rage Against The Empire
Toy
Georage Lucas

[joshrock]

the Flims-O-Matic 500

or anything O-Matic would be funny

[sekrogue1985]

I didn't think of this one...I'll let you guess who did:
"Girlfriend-maker-madder"
alternatively "Can-I-have-One" :rolleyes:

Now for mine:
Rosebud
Nerd Defender
Star Destroyer Destroyer
Space Age Samurai Sword
Do Not Go Gently In To The Night
My Other Job
Chick Magnet
Star Wars Thing
The End
Light Bong
Kamikaze
Rage Against The Empire
Toy
Georage Lucas

"nerd defender" now that's a good one

"Toy" lol yeah are they props or our "grown up" toys hehehe

[ArkaiHalon]

glowing geek stick

[Dark Helmet]

WOW, this post is crackin' me up... ok here goes...
the Regurgitator
the Catheter
the Mighty Porkhammer of Neverending Despair
Jim
Bantha Castrater
Devil's Q-Tip
Killer "anything"
Blade of Discomfort
Hasbro
the LOLCATinator

[Klaatu]

Glowing pig sticker

[Novastar]

"roflcopter"

[Dark Helmet]

ok, ....?
flashlight on a stick
candy cane on acid
Clint Eastwo0t!
anything built by Dark Helmet
R2Deeznutz
Herpes
but i truly like " THE CRUSHINATOR!" (futurama fan...)

dammit Nova, this is too much fun, but I'm friggin lame when I try to be funny.........

[annon]

Jedi Whisper
Veni Vidi Vici Jedi
The Sithanator
( any x girlfriend's name here)
The Glowing Hand Of Justice
( any girls name you wish was your girlfriend name here)
Natalie Portman (see above)
My Ticket Out Of This Dump
Price Slasher
Doomy, The Doomiest Doom That Ever Doomed!:twisted:
Stick
Super Stick

[Dark Helmet]

hehehe. Teh Mudkip.....

[Brackley]

Someone needs to make a UV blade and call it the Darklightsabre.

[swear000]

I didn't think of this one...I'll let you guess who did:
"Girlfriend-maker-madder"
alternatively "Can-I-have-One" :rolleyes:

Now for mine:
Rosebud
Nerd Defender
Star Destroyer Destroyer
Space Age Samurai Sword
Do Not Go Gently In To The Night
My Other Job
Chick Magnet
Star Wars Thing
The End
Light Bong
Kamikaze
Rage Against The Empire
Toy
Georage Lucas

I think my lightsaber is broken. The Chick Magnet function seems to be broken.

[annon]

Maybe you're holding it wrong :mrgreen:

[swear000]

lol good point.