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UltraSWG
03-11-2006, 07:00 PM
I wanna cast magic missile

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james3
03-11-2006, 07:34 PM
Did I make a wrong turn on to one of my brother's rp boards?[:)]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

LAN-ED-TUL
03-11-2006, 08:01 PM
casting spell of protection, and conjuring a dragon.

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

supertrogdor
03-11-2006, 08:02 PM
protaego!

Madcow
03-11-2006, 08:02 PM
Casting out nerds, conjuring a life.

MC



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xwingband
03-11-2006, 08:41 PM
Oh god... most sterotypical nerd clip ever. Where are the Cheetos?

EDIT: I'm attacking the darkness! and claim supreme nerdiness for know where he quoted that from.[:p]
http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html
http://www.devilducky.com/media/6024/ (<- my favorite version)

^^^one of many versions of a real life recording...

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Do-Clo
03-11-2006, 09:32 PM
OK

Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...

LAN-ED-TUL
03-11-2006, 10:47 PM
a couple weeks ago i had been fitting the speaker voice setup i was using in the vader helmet. i slipped it on and went in the bedroom. we have a houseful of cats. 3 adults and 2 kittens. i walked in and they were all lounging on the bed. i spoke the vader voice thing, and they come unglued. the adults all high tailed it straight passed me out the door, and the kittens sat there arc backed and hissing at me. that was hilarious to say the least. i slipped off the helmet and said somethin to the kittens and they went right into oh, its only you type posture and went back to playin. i rolled laughin.
thought i'd share this.

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

UltraSWG
03-11-2006, 11:08 PM
I'm attacking the darkness!

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curtainguy
03-11-2006, 11:53 PM
ive now stabbed all of you with my plus 10 sword of fertility...your all pregnant with underdeveloped fetuses that will soon burst through your head and make you scream.

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Umi_Ryuzuki
03-11-2006, 11:59 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UltraSWG

I'm attacking the darkness!

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Where are the Cheetos!!

Okay, You attack the Darkness.
There's An Elf in front of you. He's wearing a brown tunic, and and, grey hair, and blue eyes....




Seems like I saw this on a sega system game or something.

Nyow!
/
=^o^=

LAN-ED-TUL
03-12-2006, 12:28 AM
you may have stabbed me,curtainguy, but you failed to realize i had elven mythril armor of a +12 along with protect spell i cast of +8. therefore i just look back at you, and cast a spell of major reverse aging, which reverts you back to a newborn baby, thus giving you to the ogres to raise, which after eating their food, grow up as a ogre with big hairy ole, warts and moles. and you end up livin under a bridge, where you spend the remaining years tryin to scare lil children. lol, so there..

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

UltraSWG
03-12-2006, 11:34 AM
I'm wearing boots of escaping!
http://www.rpgmp3.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=getit&lid=95

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virus692
03-12-2006, 01:36 PM
A song for anyone who has ever played D+D:
http://www.lynchmobmedia.com/stephen/lynchteichdd.wmv

VIrus 692-
Life Liberty and the prusuit of insainaity

Do-Clo
03-12-2006, 05:53 PM
I carry a 9mm Glock wins all hands down.

Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...

xwingband
03-12-2006, 05:55 PM
I bet a PolyC blade can deflect bullets.[:p]

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Nightwing
03-12-2006, 05:57 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by xwingband

I bet a PolyC blade can deflect bullets.[:p]<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Wanna test that?

xwingband
03-12-2006, 06:01 PM
Not with me behind the blade.[:p]

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UltraSWG
03-12-2006, 06:55 PM
I am Galstaph, sorceror of light.

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LAN-ED-TUL
03-12-2006, 08:39 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Do-Clo

I carry a 9mm Glock wins all hands down.

Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...
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wont penetrate mythril elven +8 armor with spell of protection +12 do-clo, lol i laugh in your general direction, ha ha ha, missed me.

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

archammer2
03-13-2006, 11:23 AM
Well, the skit was played out as an extra scene on "The Summoner" for the PS2, but it was around before that, with extra bits at the beginning and end. The MP3 I had said it was Saturday Night Live, but I doubt it.

"Remember. It's not your children's fault they're drawn into the dark cult. It's their gym teacher's fault, after making fun of them becuase they couldn't do a single pull-up."

Pirate King
03-13-2006, 12:00 PM
My best D&D quotes:

"Mind control!"
DM:"It's undead..."
later:
"Mind Control!"
DM:"It's a Chair!"

(trapped under some rocks)"Marten, make a wiggle check"

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xwingband
03-13-2006, 12:25 PM
Best SWRPG situation with a GM that normally did vampire games...

GM: You fell off a cliff...
Him: I get a Reflex save though.
GM: ...
GM: What's a reflex save?
Us: [:0]
Me: Did you read the rulebook I gave you?
GM: I looked at the pictures and stats of the creature I was going to use.
Us: [?]


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BenReilly
03-13-2006, 01:54 PM
Ok..I pooted...

LAN-ED-TUL
03-13-2006, 10:52 PM
sniff sniff, oh man, someone needs to replace that glade air freshner. shoooowwwwweeee!!!!

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

Do-Clo
03-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Ok if you are breaking out the toxic gas then it is time to use the nukes!!!!! lol

Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...

BenReilly
03-14-2006, 08:10 AM
But it smells like roses.

GFORCE13
03-15-2006, 12:19 AM
Oh I have a better Air Freshner, my Wife picked me up the ANH POSTER as an Air Freshner and it is strong with the Force.!![8D]

May the Force
Be with You

Marc E.

LAN-ED-TUL
03-15-2006, 03:40 AM
it may smell like roses on your planet, but here on earth it just plains stinks, man, honey, wheres the darn glade refill? dang, gag, cough, huhyaaaaaahhhhh!!!

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

UltraSWG
03-15-2006, 03:48 AM
Ogres? I have an ogre slaying knife, it's got +7 versus ogres!

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LAN-ED-TUL
03-15-2006, 11:57 PM
too bad it aint a sheild of oder blocking +20 we all could use it right aboutr now i think..lol

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

scaarmor
03-16-2006, 12:14 AM
I say we linch the stinky dude, name him Woodchuck, throw him in a cell and wait for some idiot named Parn to let him out- then its his problem!LOL- I hope someone gets that?

Cain


***A man is known by the enemies he carries, so make the best ones you can.***

***Give me a decent foothold and I will move the world.***

***It is now that we battle.When you die, await my arrival in the afterlife where we will battle again.Perhaps there you may have the ability to defeat me,but not here,not now,not this day.So let us part with words and embrace the blade.***

LAN-ED-TUL
03-16-2006, 02:39 AM
i dunno get it, but i like that idea anyways, lol

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

Do-Clo
03-16-2006, 06:56 AM
Hanging is to good for him, maybe some tar and feathers?

Do-Clo
Don't make me destroy you...