Drichar Deis
04-12-2008, 03:12 AM
The last of the Jedi Masters has finally been slain by the Sith, but it didn't happen in a galaxy far, far away.
Three days ago, in a back garden in Holyhead, the leader of the first ever British Jedi church, Master Jonba Hehol, was given what can only be described as a good kicking by a man dressed in a Darth Vader mask, wielding a metal crutch.
The Dark Lord of the Sith struck while Master Henhol was being interviewed for a documentary and not even the camera crew was spared with Vader reportedly three sheets to the wind along with his flowing black bin-bag robes.
"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," fumed the Jedi Master and full-time hairdresser. The police are investigating his claims for assault with Vader still at large. Keep your eyes open and may the force be with you.
Via The Telegraph.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml
Three days ago, in a back garden in Holyhead, the leader of the first ever British Jedi church, Master Jonba Hehol, was given what can only be described as a good kicking by a man dressed in a Darth Vader mask, wielding a metal crutch.
The Dark Lord of the Sith struck while Master Henhol was being interviewed for a documentary and not even the camera crew was spared with Vader reportedly three sheets to the wind along with his flowing black bin-bag robes.
"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," fumed the Jedi Master and full-time hairdresser. The police are investigating his claims for assault with Vader still at large. Keep your eyes open and may the force be with you.
Via The Telegraph.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml