You might be a redneck Jedi if...

[Firebird21]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

[SWAT Strachan]

You find out that Leia is your sister, and have no regrets about snogging her on Hoth :D.

[BlackDOG]

Being from the South and Personally knowing MANY rednecks......I have never seen anybody but a GIRL or a really really really desperate frat boy drink anything made by Boone's Farm............


Maybe...If you have ever opened a bottle of Budweiser with your lightsaber.

or

If you have ever made a saber hilt out of a George ****le bottle...

NO BOONES FARM.......


LOL

BD

[Mi Gin Gonn]

even though Leia's your sister you made out with her anyway

your general grevious gyro-speeder is is made from a big monster truck tire

you went on Springer, found out Luke was NOT your kid when Obi Wan dropped him off with Beru, and went, "WOO HOO!"

you really think the Milenium Falcon could use an airbrushed license plate bearing your names (Tim and Stacy 4-ever!)

if you've ever paused a saber duel to get another beer

if you saw that kitchen sink that flew out of that ship in ROTS when it was attacked and thought they shoulda used the washing machine on your front porch instead

you woulda bought all the rebels at the end of EPIV a beer and a can of skoal

you woulda used your clothesline as a speeder bike trap on Endor but it's too full
way to go, Firebird...I could come up with these forever

[Mi Gin Gonn]

you think Yoda's hut could have used a bug zapper out side of it

you call Lord Vader "Darth Brooks"

if you refer to your trailer as a "Rebel Base"

you think Alderrean was blown up because they didn't have any good chewin' tobacco

you think they should have interrogated Princess Leia in EPIV with a wrench

you got in a high-speed chase with the police and thought your truck could go to hyperspace

in ROTJ you would have offered Wicket some pork rinds

you think Leia shoulda used some truck wax on her metal bikini

you think John Williams should have just used Clint Black music in all the movies

you think that Rebels are from the south, and that Stormtroopers are from the North

you think that Gamorrean guards would taste a lot like pork if you threw one on your barbecue grill.

you think that C-3PO studied "them damn books" way too much

you refer to C-3PO and R2D2 as "fags"

you can't wait to go hunting with your new blaster rifle

when you got pulled over for a DUI you think the cops got you with a tractor beam

you think Carrie Fisher woulda looked ***ier in some overalls

you think that Han Solo was way too much of a "dang pretty boy" to shoot first

you think that Chewbacca would make a heckuva linebacker

you think that a Star Destroyer would do excellently in a tractor pull

[Mi Gin Gonn]

you have the number 3 on your podracer
you refer to Lando Calrissian as "one of the good ones"
you refer to you fleet of flelow x-wing pilots as "the good ol boys"
your landspeeder has a roll bar
you think Obi Wan shoulda kept his mullet
you've ever frozen a turkey in carbonite

[Drichar Deis]

If your R2 Unit has a moonshine dispenser.