You know your living in 2008 when...

[37H4N]

This was forwarded to me from Dacota.

It's so true! :lol:

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to..

[valeon]

Simply genius, I actually did scroll back up. XD

[Hasid Lafre]

I dislike cell phones.

[DACOTA]

Yeah it is!

[Tom Starkiller]

12, 14 and 15.








Yup :D

[Darth_DevilGuy]

lol:mrgreen:

[Lord Maul]

That set was in part of an email I received from a friend. This is the rest of it ;)

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.


Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.


Coca-Cola was originally green.


It is impossible to lick your elbow.


The Stat e with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:AlaskaThe percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)


The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:61,000Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

[Lord Maul]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

On ly two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Han**** and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

[valeon]

Wow maul, nice read.

[Tom Starkiller]

Great find. And so ture on taht lsat prat. :P :D

[Obi-Dar Ke-Gnomie]

I had no trouble reading that last part. I've had lots of practice from reading Hasid's posts. ;)

[Lord Maul]

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DUDE! That is SO true!

[Dark Navel]

I think my head just blew up.

[ArkaiHalon]

I had no trouble reading that last part. I've had lots of practice from reading Hasid's posts. ;)
dude, i just snarfed coke out my nose.

[Dark Navel]

LOL:D...That was funny.

[DarthFender]

I had no trouble reading that last part. I've had lots of practice from reading Hasid's posts. ;)


Ha ha ha ha ha, dont swaet it Hasid. We all mkae toyps onec in a wihel.

[Lord Maul]

Once in a while for Hasid would be a Godsend. Try about 20 eevry psot :shock::roll:

[37H4N]

Wow that was cool.
Amazing I could read that last part no problem.

Oh and I did try to lick my elbo! :lol:

[DarthFender]

I guess it's better than trying to lick the window.

[DACOTA]

This kind of thing has been mentioned before but it is still so funny. I could read that whole thing very easily.

[acerocket]

Yes, and last year, my son got a McDonald's toy in his Happy Meal. It was a pen with a plastic tiger on the end. I kid you not, there was a warning on the label that said "CAUTION, pen may contain ink." Well I am glad to hear that. Glad to know that - I'd be afraid to know a pen may actually write.

[Mi Gin Gonn]

Coca-Cola was originally green.

...and we all know how it originally got its name "Coke"...right?
oh btw acerocket...my old band hairball used to have a lyric that went..."warning labels on everything-silica gel do not eat! with my shampoo i may rinse and lather but i will never repeat!" from our song "march of the stems" (stems was our catchphrase for dumb people...no brains, just a brain stem)