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ArkaiHalon
11-01-2007, 04:38 PM
have your calendar in Aurebesh
Novastar
11-01-2007, 05:48 PM
Require handstands to be done for 5+ seconds in order for RF card entry door to accept admittance...
orko
11-09-2007, 02:23 PM
rearrange all the lockers in the locker room, but if anyone has pictures ect on their locker, take them off their locker and put them on the locker you made the switch with!! :lol:
Vazan Maceu
11-09-2007, 02:47 PM
Arrange the automatic doors so there´s a delay of several seconds before they open (something akin as to what Novastar proposed) :wink:
Angelus Lupus
11-09-2007, 02:50 PM
Insist all meetings be conducted in Klingon :twisted:
virus692
11-09-2007, 04:46 PM
Change all the keyboards to the more ergononic Dvorak (http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/layout.html) Layout is a wonderfull thing.
Syphon
11-10-2007, 07:56 AM
:twisted: Put up a sighn that says "Free beer tommorow in breakroom" and leave it up
Firebird21
11-10-2007, 10:50 AM
Here's a classic...

Take a photo of your coworker's computer desktop ("Ctrl" + "Print Screen" then "paste" into MS Paint, Save) then remove all the desktop icons and put up the photo file of the old desktop as the background.

That way all the icons appear to be there but are only part of the background and do nothing.



I know it's old but there's always someone that doesn't know about it. :twisted:


Or you could just rearange where all the desktop icons go. Like, make the "Word" icon open up "IE" or have "IE" open up to a Word Doc. that says
GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
Er Dan Gill
11-10-2007, 03:06 PM
Leave a zip-lock bag of "Harry Potter" jelly beans in the break room and just walk away.
ArkaiHalon
11-10-2007, 03:15 PM
Leave a zip-lock bag of "Harry Potter" jelly beans in the break room and just walk away.

I have a jar full of them, been on my desk for nearly a year, and people STILL eat them.