take a turn jacked up funny forum game

[DACOTA]

ok this is the same game most of ya know how to play so here goes.


one day the younglings were learning force in the jedi temple then a mysterious shadow jedi bursted through the window,and attacked master kenobi,then.......

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous

[LAN-ED-TUL]

master kenobi, sensing something wasnt right from the start, was ready for this attack, he spins around with saber fired up, blocks the strike from the attacker, cuttin his sorry lil sorafin sword into 2 parts.

the attacker seeing his attack ahas failed flees, but not before master obi-wan plants a tracker on him. he pulls out the tracker and watches where it is goin, he rushes out of the room, telling the younglings, to be mindful, and as he runs out tot he deck, aand jumps in a speeder. he is joined by.......................

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Lan-Ed-Tul
The Brotherhood Of The Sith

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

[Lord Maul]

his young apprentice who didn't listen to him and followed him to the speeder. they start up chase and find the guy, but unfortuatly their speeder doesn't have blasters so they don't know what to do other than to ram him which they do. now both of the speeders are spinning out of control in the heart of corusant..............

At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will have revenge.

[LAN-ED-TUL]

then suddenly without any warning darth mauls ship shows up and at the same time obi-wan manages to gain control of the speeder.

the other speeder still spinning out of control with attacker on board crashes right into mauls ship thus blowing them both to tiny atoms,

obi-wan, seeing this, heads back to training temple, but not before he checks the wreckage and finds the blown to bits pieces of Darth maul, and this attacker.

upon arrival at temple, obi-wan heads back to trainees and continues his teachings.



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Lan-Ed-Tul
The Brotherhood Of The Sith

You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

[macross73]

Only to be interupted by the padawans questions about what just happened. He considers his explanation and just as he is about to speak, a voice announces.....

Step away from the Lightsaber. It burns.

[Lord Maul]

Were're under attack. general grievous is trying to steal the chancellor. obi wan rushes out to meet him. when grievous pulls out his sabers, obi wan just crushes him with the force. wait, now anakin is killing the padawans, what will we do?..............

At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will have revenge.

[macross73]

Obi Wan realizing the danger the other Padawans are in rushes forward taking one of Greivous's sabers. Anikan seeing his former mentor about to strike runs down a long corridor away from the training area. With on-lookers taken aback by the running Jedi the sound of the alarms finally makes its way to the Council Chambers where Mace Windu is having a secret meeting with....

>Step away from the Lightsaber. It burns.<

[DACOTA]

yoda who upon hearing of anakins betrayal says to himself nice goin kenobi now screwed we all are.then.......

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous

[Lord Maul]

obi wan catches up with anakin and throws one lightsaber while charging with the other. anakin blocks the throwing saber but isn't fast enough to block obi wan's saber. he gets stabbed in the stomach and says "we die together" and stabs obi wan with his lightsaber........

At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will have revenge.

[DACOTA]

then obi wan returns as a ghost and ani returns as a vader ghost and both are locked in battle for all eternity until there is a way to defeat one another.so the lives of both are lost in the great beyond of the netherworld of the force.but there is the matter of the shadow jedi,who sent him?what was his job?and is he really dead?what are the answers?....................

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous
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[macross73]

In his private quarters Obi Wan tosses and turns. His sleep has been restless : nightmarish visions filling his dreams. Darth Maul the padawans attacked how can this be? He wakes in a cold sweat seeing himself and Anikin as Ghosts confuses him and forces him to qustion Qui Gonn's belief that Anikin is the Chosen One. Are these a foresahdow of things to come. Keeping his thoughts to himself he considers his options. Finally He decides to....

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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[Lord Maul]

try and kill anikan again. he searches and finds him and they start fighting. while they are fighting darth sidious is planning an attack on the jedi temple. yoda senses this and starts building up the defences of the temple. as sidious approaches with his army of clones, the battle begins..........

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[macross73]

Yoda realizing that they dont stand a chance calls Chewbacca and tells him he needs a ride. Chewbacca knowing Yoda is on the spot asks for payment in advance - cash only.
Yoda "Pay I will not. Jedi Council I am."
Chewbacca "grunt roar mmmm growl?"
Yoda "Eat me? Feed you i will not"
Chewbacca taking out a steak knife, large fork, and bib is stopped by the - cash all rolled up in Yoda's tunic.
Yoda "Hard bargain you drive. Go we must."

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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[DACOTA]

then yoda gets on chewys back then thiers a fart nasty noise,oh craped i have in my pants agian.then chewy barfs up his tuna salad [sandwich] who is a witch from sand and turns her wand into a saber and fights yoda,but.......

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous
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[Lord Maul]

yoda is way better than her so he throws his saber at ther head and she dies a quick death.
meanwhile, the clones had been fightig a good battle. they were killing the defenders of the temple while emperor sidious seeked out yoda with the force. he finds him and goes to that spot. he then kills chewbacca and closes in on yoda. yoda draws his saber............

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[macross73]

Yoda concentrates on Sidious. Sidious considers his next move.
Explosions sound all around. Screams of terror echo throughout.
as.....

edit: corrected errors

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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[DACOTA]

ok dude your ruining the story sidious was seeking yoda not grievous and you spelled so bad i did not know what in the world you are talking about,sorry.

"aaah... general kenobi.... you are a bold one."-general grievous
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[macross73]

Builings crumbling and collapsing.
The city is falling into ruin by
the constant onslaught. Yoda and
Sidious face each other, they each
draw their sabers.
Yoda says to Sidious "Lose you shall."
Sidious replies "Prepare to die!"
Sidious raises his saber and strikes.
Yoda blocks and counters, their sabers clash.
Yoda back flips away. Electricity shoots
from Sidious' left hand and pins Yoda to
the floor. Using the Force to lift a fallen stone,
Yoda hurls it at the back of Sidious' head.
Stunned but not knocked out Sidious faces
Yoda they raise their sabers and....




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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[informalmyx]

...fly into a battle the like no one has ever seen. just as the to masters about to clash, the teacher slaps the table with a book and the young student wakes up. "You will never become one with the force if you dont know what the force it is." the aged Luke Skywalker says...

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[macross73]

"The Force is everywhere an in everything" replies Padawan Thukusho.
"True but repeating what I've told you isn't the same as understanding what it means." states Master Skywalker
"Now everyone please mind your thoughts and control your feelings. Take your positions, we shall begin todays saber training. Lets begin with....."


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Step away from the Lightsaber.
It burns.

[DACOTA]

cutting your enemys arm and leg off,now does that sound fun or do you think its a little much for a family show (youngling 1 answers,".........

[LAN-ED-TUL]

all trainess screanm AAAALLLLLLLRIGHT!!!!!!!!

we wanna whack off soem legs and arms, and split heads down the middle,

sounds awesome master skywalker.

[DACOTA]

good just dont practice on me,maybe you will maybe you wont but i dont know if we should go to the sith tombs,we might die.pefufuwefuweuf :lol: so should we find uh i mean umm you know whats his name,[youngling 5 answers,"oh oh oh pick me i know,his name is.....................