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the_steve
06-04-2006, 01:11 PM
Anytime you see something, you think of a way to implement it into a hilt. (me)

People call you "The holy luxeon trinity"[:D]

You stare at neon signs on stores, thinking "I need one of those"

You have terminator vision in lowes. *Scanning... Match found*

You chase UPS trucks down the street yelling "Give me my parts!!!" (mi gin gonn)

When you have lightsaber spinners on your car.

when you make threads like this http://www.thecustomsabershop.com/sabers/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1082


That's all i can think of now. Post your own! Every good forum has one of these topics.





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Darth_Dadderall
06-04-2006, 01:13 PM
When your supervisor at work refers to you as "Obi-Wan."
/True story!

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LAN-ED-TUL
06-04-2006, 03:35 PM
the guys at work call me the dark lord now. lol

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You dont know the POWER, of the dark side...

Jedel
06-04-2006, 04:31 PM
When you are the IT guy at a 600 Person Call Center and walk through it with a lightsaber to show your friends in the front and no one even thinks twice about it.

Ambo
06-04-2006, 04:49 PM
When anyone at work has any star wars questions and they always refer to you.....

When you carry around a TCSS coffee mug around work and no one questions it.....

When you say you have an order commin in and everyone knows it is saber parts......

When u get a real long box in and the Postman/UPS guy states "more lightsabers eh?".......

When you can spend $1500 in 20 min on nothing but stuff to make sabers with.....

When you bring your saber in with you for light when you check on your youngster before you go to bed.....

When you start going through "lightsaber withdrawal" due to not having anything to work on....

When "lightsaber withdrawal" drives you to tear down an existing saber just to make another one.....

When your wife/girlfriend begins getting excited when u get parts in.....

When you get irritated at your child and threaten to light your saber...."dont make me turn this thing on....."

That is all from me for now.......





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WeirdoTransvestite
06-04-2006, 05:12 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Ambo


When you get irritated at your child and threaten to light your saber...."dont make me turn this thing on....."
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That doesn't actually work does it?

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Ambo
06-04-2006, 05:35 PM
heh heh....no...because legally i cant hit him with it.....plus he hits harder than i do with a saber....he is 3.





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LAN-ED-TUL
06-04-2006, 06:49 PM
a youngling with a saber, ahh the bruises and welts, i remember it all to well.

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Nightwing
06-04-2006, 07:57 PM
When you know enough about building sabers to post in a thread titled "You know you make too many sabers when..."

Zhi-don
06-05-2006, 06:47 AM
You know you make to many sabers when...

Your GM calls you "Master Jedi"

The Catering Manager sends you the announcement of C4, because he thought you might want to know.

Your friends in Bakersfield want to know if you are bringing those neat lightsabers up for the 4th of July.

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informalmyx
06-05-2006, 07:24 AM
when your coworkersor friends ask to borrow your saber to use to work in dark spaces

when your tired of explaning how your EL saber works

when you do explain how to build a saber. the person your talking to is spaced

when you browse local junk markets and pawn shop for parts and ppl know you

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TorLinWaDur
06-05-2006, 07:38 AM
your talking about lightsabers in your sleep.

drawing hilt ideas on napkins/or paper on your breaks at work.

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DARTHMONKEY1706
06-05-2006, 08:09 AM
When you start going over the fight scenes from star wars in the middle of class- biology, history, english, spanish.(that may be just me)
When your teacher calls roll and you say you username from tcss.(again may be just me)



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Mor-El Kesav
06-05-2006, 05:50 PM
When you get a call from your supervisor who is wondering if your mugged because you are sporting so many "Saber bruises".

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james3
06-06-2006, 07:30 AM
When your wife grabs a PolyC blade to use as a clothes bar.

When your wife needs a flashlight and it is quicker to find a LED hilt then a Maglight.

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Zhi-don
06-06-2006, 01:37 PM
"When you get a call from your supervisor who is wondering if your mugged because you are sporting so many "Saber bruises"."

Mor-El Kesav

Dude, you need to work on blocking your shots. You only get bruised if you get hit. The idea is not to get hit, but to hit the other guy.

Get someone to aim shots at you without intending to connect. Use the standard kata defenseive technique to block. Have them change off from arm to leg shots and then combos. You don't try to hit them. Concentrate on blocking. It takes time, but ya gotta learn to defend before you learn to attack. That's the first rule.


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Mi Gin Gonn
06-06-2006, 02:46 PM
when, rather than talking out a problem with your significant other, you challenge her to a saber duel, winner takes argument.

"This is U.S. history, I can see the globe right over there..."

Daj Nallig
06-06-2006, 05:55 PM
But......I didn't think you COULD make too many sabers!?!?!?!?!?!!? [;)][:D][8D]

Mor-El Kesav
06-06-2006, 07:46 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Zhi-don



"When you get a call from your supervisor who is wondering if your mugged because you are sporting so many "Saber bruises"."

Mor-El Kesav

Dude, you need to work on blocking your shots. You only get bruised if you get hit. The idea is not to get hit, but to hit the other guy.

Get someone to aim shots at you without intending to connect. Use the standard kata defenseive technique to block. Have them change off from arm to leg shots and then combos. You don't try to hit them. Concentrate on blocking. It takes time, but ya gotta learn to defend before you learn to attack. That's the first rule.


Zhi-don Aquintas
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Trust me, I have been following your instructions, velocities and blocking techniques as per your guidance. Those bruises were from when I first started working out and brother did I have them. These days, I don't sport anywhere near that many. In fact I only have one that I got on my left forearm. The other dueler lost her grip on her lightsaber, it shot out like it was force controlled and whacked me a good one. Very nice, raised, 2.5 inch long, 1 inch wide bruise.

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